Tuesday, June 11, 2013

"Did you hear the one about..."

Two airline mechanics get off work at
New York's Kennedy airport,
and one says to the other,
"Let's go have a beer."
The other says,
"Why don't we try jet fuel? I hear
it tastes like whiskey and won't 
cause a hangover."
So they each drink a quart.
The next morning, one of them calls
the other:
"How do you feel?"
"Great!"
"Me too. No hangover!
Just one thing...
have you passed gas yet?"
"No."
"Well, don't...
I am calling from Phoenix!"

   
Good Morning!
So this is a bit off the beaten trail but I thought 
this was one of the funniest jokes ever!
Hope it gave you a laugh too!

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